WENDY'S PRECIOUS COLLECTION
All fancy-pants and showing off.
You arrive with a flourish, all wrapped up precious in Towel... and look at Towel now! He brought you here and you stepped out all glamorous, taking centre stage, and where is Towel? Over there, discarded on the back of Chair!
Honestly, what have you done to earn your keep besides looking pretty?
Gloves here have worked hard, look at them! Toils of labour revealed in every stitch and dirt-stiffened finger. Look at Pruning Saw! She's been out and about, seen the outdoors, roughed it in the weather many a season...
I know, I know, I haven't done a lot myself. Just held bunches of flowers for days on end, weeks even, until my water's putrid and the blooms are wilted and dry. Kept things safe and hidden away for months, pens, buttons, coins...
...but I don't go around flouncing about it!
You though... ha! I bet you've barely seen a tealeaf! How many cups have you poured without dripping? How many have you kept hot?
Call yourself a teapot!